Status Updates From I Am Not a Wolf

It's hard to tell how much progress I've made because it's a Choose Your Own Adventure novel but I'm having so much fun

I made some wrong choices and now the story is over for me lol. Damn my need for victory at all costs, time to start over and go against my instincts.....wait, does this mean I'm not a human and am actually a wolf. *audible gasp*

"Gary laughs,and playfully punches toward where the abdominal muscles would be in a human torso. He likely expects you to flinch, but you do not. Gary was recently talked to by HR about boundaries and told that if he doesn't learn to respect them, he would only get promoted one or two more times. Three max."

^that is the saddest and most hilarious thing I've read because it is so true.

"You've manage to integrate into this world because human society is too self-absorbed to pay you much mind."