Status Updates From The Siege of Skyhold (Mage ...

🤣🤣 i can’t get over the sentient, magical book made of crystal who thinks that ppl are types of trees and so makes nests for random pine cones bc it thinks they’ll grow into ppl!

“I’m pretty sure he thinks people are types of trees? He never really saw many trees until this summer and i guess he thinks pine cones are ppl eggs? I’m having a lot of trouble following…”

“When despising something, it is important to cultivate both high minded and low minded reasons to do so. Over the centuries, i’ve found that petty spite is one of the few joys that never fades’