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“I think you’re so damned cute I could eat you right up.”
“Miss Adelaide…you still ain’t figured out I think you’re the prettiest girl in Baltimore?”

STOP. idgaf about the main couple anymore, these two are adorable.

oooh i’m more interested in the new couple now🫣

i love Mal but can he just get over himself already? i hate how soft and fragile his character has become. Mal and Jae are giving cynthia and ariana a tough competition 🫩

"Bored. Sex." GOT MY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

i missed malcolm and seong-jae so here i am

Sou louca por Seong-Jae e Mal ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

“Tell me,” Malcolm snarled huskily. “Tell me what you want from me right now, omr. Tell me how you want to feel.”(…)
“Make me feel helpless,” he whispered. “And then make me feel safe.”

Here lies Patrícia, dead because of Seong-Jae Yoon and Malcom Khalaji love ❤️ 🪦

“Can…can I touch you before I go?”
His eyes widened, and he glanced over his shoulder. “…here?”
“Not like that!” she sputtered. - help, these two are just too hilarious and too adorable together! My face hurts from smiling 😂