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"Jersey has only really produced two true poets: Springsteen and Danzig. Songs are really poems put to music, and their verses have already stood the test of time. In fact they are probably more poignant than ever in a post-9/11 world."
"Hey, Howards scoffed. what about Bon Jovi? He's a
genius."
"That's party music. You don't listen to it for the words."

"Have you read a lot of books?" I asked her.
"Yes. I have read many books."
"Do you think any of them have changed your life?»
She shrugged.
"I suppose all of them have," Mrs. Angrywall offered with a shrug.
"But some are more important than others, right?"

Maybe if I had let that little girl read me the end of The Corduroy Road, I would have turned out a better person. It made me a little sad. Someday I could look for that book on eBay.

There were dirty strips of red, orange, and yellow in the sky like a box of taco seasoning.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED to coffee when the first cup makes you sleepier. The second cup gets you back to where you were. The third cup gives you the gift of speech.

I wanted to drink something sort of healthy so I made myself a cup of Sprite with ice. It has natural lemon and lime flavors.

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im reading this very slowly but honestly im enjoying it /so far/