Status Updates From The Charm Offensive

i'm struggling not to start kicking my legs and clawing my hair out coz i have three roommates and i risk appearing like a right headcase in my excitement at this reunion

when my soulmate confesses their unconditional undying love for me and i just fucking LEAVE

wait i'm killing myself KENJI IS DEMI-ACE LIKE CHARLIE WTF HOW DID I SUBCONSCIOUSLY BASE BOTH MY LEADS ON TWO CHARACTERS FROM THIS ROMANCE NOVEL DAMN (also no way am i finishing this book before 12am lol)

holy wow i am now realising i kinda based scott on dev 😦 imitation is the greatest form of flattery fr.

can i finish reading 100 pages before midnight

“Jules…” He swallows through the pressure in his throat, because not saying it seems so much worse than saying it at this point. “I’m in love with him.”
Jules snorts. “No shit, dumbass.”
He laughs, and then he sobs. “No, really. I really love him.” He tries in vain to mop away his tears. “What am I going to do?”
Jules reaches over to scratch his arm. “Have you considered just letting yourself love him?”

#stabme

“You’re too nice to me,” Charlie shouts.
“No one can ever be too nice to you, Charlie.”
“No. No.” He closes his eyes and shakes his head. He looks so serious, carved in florescent, flashing light. “I’m worried you don’t know.”
“Don’t know what?”
“I’m worried you don’t know what you deserve.” He grabs Dev’s shoulders. “Six years is a long time to stay.”

take me out back and shoot me in the head

the tequila shot scene 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i'm killing myself. don't reenact my nightmares bro ☠️

it's gonna hit like crack-cocaine when it comes. i love emotional understanding and intimacy.

exposure therapy... jules, u're liable for everything that is about to happen 😭👍🏻

rereading: ao3 shutdown got me wanting to read one of my top ones again. first time i read this was three years ago and i just remember loving it so so so much i wanna see what it was all about again (coz my brain has mostly wiped this from my memory)