Status Updates From How to Be Eaten

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A game show love story that is far from glamorous and Will is not a therapist, but a creepy guy with an obnoxious idea to turn these ladies famous without their acknowledgement.

So… Will wears a suit. A sexless fake male skin suit to cover him during his sessions.

So Bernice had Bluebeard. Now it’s Ruby and her wolf. She wears the coat of her killer as a cape and rejects the idea of its power to cover her scars; which manage to comfort and aid in her existence.

Moral of the story; if you survive a serial killer who liked to turn his girlfriends into furniture pieces… you don’t get to find peace. A support group sure. But peace… no. Damn.