Status Updates From Last Summer

"The spying was made to seem like an extension of the man's estrangement, spying being a job without a product, a detached sort of work in which even the old slogans like patriotism and freedom become lost in all the double-crossing on both sides, boy what a picture."

i stg he remembers more about his analysis of this movie he saw one time than he does about his friends

[reaching the fifth consecutive page of the narrator describing a movie he watched] ohhhhh this story is being told by a Film Bro

"After a while, Sandy said, 'We’re Martians who’ve just landed in a spaceship, and we have no idea what human beings are like. All we can do is reconstruct them from their artifacts.' Then she stooped to pick up a rusty spoon, and speculated that the people on earth were undoubtedly only a foot high, otherwise why would their shovels be so small?"

I love that sandy is always trying to get her friends to do minigames

"Get out of the sun," the girl said, "he needs the sun."

[exactly 12 lines later]

"Get him out of the sun," Sandy said.

And I’m so afraid of winter coming.