Status Updates From Vampire Addiction (The Vamp...

barf

this girl gets no sleep holy

HIS MOM IS A DAUGHTER OF APOLLO AND HES A SON OF HEPHAESTUS - MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE

hes a fuckin demigod

if the other guy is a greek god or adjacent im going to lose it

aaaannnnddd he fly's

of course the vampire boy can read her mind

I hate that the call the vampires tramps. Or anyone for that matter.

Drama Queen 101

There was absolutely no build up to that kiss.

SHE JUMPED INTO THE OCEAN AFTER HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

everyone in this is blonde????

No teenagers travel at night alone - WONDER IF THERES VAMPIRES.
Gertie making Greek God jokes all of a sudden, not great.

I'm going to update all the time cause this is ridiculous:
EVERYONE is so uncomfortable that she likes to read vampire novels like LMAO I WONDER IF THERES VAMPIRES AROUND.

1. These Greek kids are TERRIBLE at keeping secrets. Literally the worst.
2. Gertie is stupid af, how does she not notice these kids are trying to tell her there are literal vampires here. THEY'RE LITERALLY IN THE BASEMENT DUDE.
3. Gertie not wanting to be in Greece but loving Greek Gods is so CONTRADICTORY LIKE WHAT.
4. This is probably a DNF but I'm seeing how long I can hold out.

This is very difficult to read, as in its very juvenile and feels like a 11 year old wrote it