Status Updates From The Polar Bear's Fake Mate ...

She talks way too much about allergies

//slight NSFW



bro really said he wants to fill her with his seed… and the fact that he can smell her arousals. I hate this but I also can’t stop laughing 💀

Why is his allergy to cherries such a big plot point? I’m actually laughing so hard that I’m crying

“if anyone happened to discover my inability to consume cherries or cherry flavoring, they could potentially use that against me.
My mother was rightfully worried about someone poisoning me and trying to take over the business.”

BRO

Shhh pretend you don’t see me reading cringey shifter romance that I found for free on the iBooks Store 🤫

What world is the author living in where she thinks that having a food allergy is SUCH a big deal and even a potential relationship dealbreaker??? Like bestie you need better friends.