Status Updates From Dark Victory (Galaxy's Edge...

“Sure, sure,” said Keel. “My lips are sealed. You know, I would’ve joined the navy, but I got too much of a temper. First time one of those navy boot camp instructors yelled at me, I’d-a punched him right in the jaw and knocked him out."

And there it is, the story every military member has heard 100 seperate times from civilians. Im convinced there's a mass psychosis conspiracy behind this story.