Status Updates From The Bartender's Cure

nooo :((
‘just because youre doing it slowly doesnt mean youre not doing it’ :(
‘who will look out for Himself, after us?’ :((
olsen no call no showing on their last day is fucked up wtf
UGH THAT WAS SO GOOD BUT DAMN :’)

oh no, sam…

han :((
sam at the bridge :(
OLSEN WHAT THE HELL MAN
oh sam :( i get it though
NOT JUST AN AZ MENTION, A TUCSON MENTIONNN
‘this is your only body, and you have to take care of it. and i promised that i would. and i really thought i meant it’ i wanna cry so bad :(

hahaha what are the odds its her birthday, and shes working and she didnt tell anyone and they only find out because hayley brings in cupcakes and a gift! literally was line for line me yesterday, how funny

sam waking up between han and meg like their child lol :’)
honestly loving this book so much right now
oh carver does care :’)

the discussion of how easily people overlook girls and minorities in the service industry is so real. and about how the workers handle it so differently like sam killing them with kindness vs han intentionally giving them them the worst hangovers. literally happened to me me today where this man just walked right past me like i was invisible, just to go wait at the other counter, so i made him wait a bit extra lmao

i really like han :’)
also excited to get to the arizona lore

‘because we are night owls in a world that prizes early birds. because we are tired of staring at screens, of sitting in unending meetings, of working for companies that do and make nothing. because something marked us in our lives, or we marked ourselves, as somehow unfit for the office, for the classroom, for the nine to five. because we descended and found… this particular netherworld, we could never go home’