Status Updates From Temptation (Rent a Spouse #1)

““Whatever you want, honey,” I said. “Just think of me as tonight’s tour guide to the wonderful world of gay sex. I can sit in your lap and jack you off—or we can do it to each other, that’s always fun. Or,” I added, lowering my voice, “I can suck you, right here and now.” I paused, savoring the moment. “If you came in my mouth, do you think you can go again tonight?””

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“Then, with a glance at the still arguing brothers, I lowered my voice. “But they know that I am your employee, right? There’s no…” I made the classic obscene finger-and-the-hole gesture.”

Okay…it’s funny. I’m definitely grinning.

“I winced and pressed the heel of my hand down against my half-hard cock, thinking of baseball or something else equally inane.
I had to get a grip. And unfortunately, there was no time for me to get a proper grip.”

This is going to be hilarious, bad, or hilariously bad. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

So Axel’s business is not doing that good yet he hires a “spouse” damn boy: prioritize.

Ok I guess I spoke a little too soon with the income stuff since they're addressing it now.

Hmm, not really feeling the chemistry between them... and the dialogue feels pretty stunted and awkward, I don't feel like they have much of a connection. The whole rent-a-spouse premise isn't what I was expecting, I'm not sure it really fits well. Also with his business failing and him talking about needing additional income streams, I'm surprised he would be spending money so freely.