Status Updates From Life and Death: Twilight Re...

it feels like edythe is a lot better with touch than edward is. like what do you mean beau is holding her hand in her volvo???? beau is also soooo much more forward than bella is, leaning in to kiss her after port angeles?! it's also funny to me when edythe does something and just being like edward would NEVERRRR do that 😭

Found this at a used book stall at the market. Obvs I stayed up reading until 1am reading it. Obvs I'm listening to the Twilight soundtrack while reading. Obvs I'm having a grand old time reliving my Twilight days 😂

this is kinda fascinating i'm enjoying myself a lot

It was ok not as good as the others

“‘V’ word” has been dropped. Edythe pilfering her “brothers’” closets for Beau is so odd (and therefore in line with the OG Ed). Still far less angsty overall IMO.