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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 71% done
“Delicate flower of a woman” DUDE SHES A PHOENIX SHIFTER!! She literally just saved your life, after shocking you unconscious. She’s fine.
May 20, 2026 11:42AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 70% done
“You electrocuted me!” No. You touched her without consent and you faced the consequences of your own actions.
May 20, 2026 11:36AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 49% done
Saying “forgive me” is NOT the same thing as saying “I’m sorry”. I’m sorry is taking ownership of your actions and admitting what you did was wrong. Forgive me is just you telling the other person to forgive you and not acknowledging that you messed up
May 20, 2026 11:22AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 48% done
THEY LITERALLY HAVE NOT EVEN SAID SORRY
May 20, 2026 10:15AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 37% done
This is why I can’t do bully romance. It’s not romantic, it’s pathetic and desperate to LITERALLY chase men around and let them treat you horrifically because as long as they give you one single ounce of non negative attention you just melt and forgive everything🙄🙄🙄 GIRL GET OFF THE FLOOR
May 20, 2026 09:48AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 33% done
If I’m supposed to feel bad for these losers I don’t. I don’t care that you feel bad about the mean stuff you did, how does that help fix it?
May 20, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 25% done
Ooh they better be good grovellers
May 20, 2026 08:58AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
Rosietoes26 is 12% done
“That shapely little derrière” I’m dying😂
May 20, 2026 08:42AM Add a comment
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Rosietoes26
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Call it nostalgia, but sometimes I just want to read about a girl who’s not like other girls because she’s 5’ tall and doesn’t know how pretty she is😂
May 20, 2026 08:12AM Add a comment
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LakeEffectSnow
LakeEffectSnow is 33% done
From Chapter Seven onward is aggravating nonsense of the author trying to flip the a$$holes into MMCs. It doesn't work. They are unforgivable.
Mar 04, 2026 10:28AM Add a comment
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LakeEffectSnow
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unforgivable
Mar 04, 2026 10:18AM Add a comment
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