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Jaine's siblings are just a no for me. Forgot how much I don't like them. And Sam...🥵
Their bickering is so entertaining.
— Dec 14, 2025 08:26PM
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Their bickering is so entertaining.
Sarah
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“Weird. But then, Leah had always been a couple of french fries short of a Happy Meal. Nothing drastic, just a little … off.”
I’ve never heard that phrase before, I might start using that 😂😂
— Nov 14, 2025 10:37AM
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I’ve never heard that phrase before, I might start using that 😂😂
Sarah
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It is somebody you bitches already know!!! That’s why they let him in!! That’s why they said to be wary!! 🫤
— Nov 14, 2025 10:35AM
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Sarah
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THANK YOUUUU!!! Sometimes it helps to be a bit paranoid!!
— Nov 14, 2025 05:20AM
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Sarah
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Why tf would you even be opening the door after midnight and you’re not expecting anyone???
— Nov 13, 2025 07:52PM
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Sarah
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Like, you just want attention because wtf are you even mad for??
— Nov 13, 2025 08:58AM
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Sarah
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What are you street fighting with this drunkard for??
— Nov 12, 2025 07:36PM
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Sarah
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“Jaine hated wasting a smile,”
This so so real omg
— Nov 12, 2025 06:24PM
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This so so real omg
