Status Updates From Delta Wedding

"A bird in the house is a sign of death."
COME ON WITH THE DEATH PART

Wishing Miss Notty from Victorian Psycho would show up.

Reading this and it's excruciating spending time with these idiots after all the years I have been reading Michael McDowell. So much more satisfying to see them served up to hideous ghosts and swamp monsters than have them endlessly preparing for their idiot wedding.