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As much as the sex scenes feel like “Written Poorly by a Man TM”, I am obsessed that Francesca’s actual note to her kids reads like the This Mom is *Not* a Regular at the Strip Club UCB bit
https://youtu.be/fahOkWxQsWU?si=PyZR5...

This book is such a panacea for all of the horrible Ballerina Farm and Instagram Trad Wide content we are all inundated with. Francesca had a life as a teacher in Italy before the war and comes to Wintero IA as a war bride and basically spends decades languishing in the mediocrity and close mindedness of small town life. She says being a High school English teacher was hard but a full time farm wife is worse

What a waste of a Libro credit.

This is…the author chooses interesting things on the human body to highlight….what am I subjecting my ears to?

Kelli O’Hara only doing the Italian accent during the Francesca dialogue sections…Diva you sang and spoke in an Italian accent in a 2 hr musical production of this book, I wanna hear you do the most insane Italian accent for hours please!!!

Okay but why are the first 5 pages written like Kincaid is a serial killer??? Literally the prose is like a police report for no reason