Status Updates From Fullmetal Alchemist: The Ab...

I can't help but ask, When does he get abducted? The sudden affinity Ed has for the military is so bizarre.
They're trying to make it sound like, "He doesn't like the military. But they're his friends." And that can't exactly work when you have Ed's inner dialogue fluster at the mention of the military's short comings.

Ed calling Roy dad to fuck up his game is something I’ve read on wattpad a bajillion times.

Man I love the adult turned reluctant parental figure trope