Status Updates From Romancing the Gravestone (A...

I hate when people flirt while their friends are around but damn I want her to get with both guys 😭 just be a throuple it's okay!

I literally don't know how to feel!! I'm cringing at every turn over the romance but at the same time hooked to it!! Jane is your quirky weird girl that everyone loves but can't stand and that's how I feel about her!! I love her and can't stand her at the same time! And they keep saying Conrad is hot and I believe them! Help! What do I do?! 😭

This protagonist is deeply obnoxious. This has to be the inside of a manic pixie dream girl.