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Bobby Ingram
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I want to believe in an afterlife with DW's kind, compassionate Death
Daily Death:
Death looked down at the shape under the falling snow. Then he set the lifetimer on the air and touched it with a finger. A spark flashed across.
“You ain’t really allowed to do that,” said Albert, feeling wretched.
THE HOGFATHER CAN. THE HOGFATHER GIVES PRESENTS. THERE’S NO BETTER PRESENT THAN A FUTURE.
“Yeah, but—”
ALBERT.
— 15 hours, 5 min ago
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Daily Death:
Death looked down at the shape under the falling snow. Then he set the lifetimer on the air and touched it with a finger. A spark flashed across.
“You ain’t really allowed to do that,” said Albert, feeling wretched.
THE HOGFATHER CAN. THE HOGFATHER GIVES PRESENTS. THERE’S NO BETTER PRESENT THAN A FUTURE.
“Yeah, but—”
ALBERT.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 200 of 448
Wizard and Watch appearances sorted. Still on pace to be favorite Discworld story yet
Daily Death:
“Well, you brought some magic into that little life,” said Albert, as the next child was hurried away.
IT’S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
“You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?”
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.
— Feb 11, 2026 06:35AM
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Daily Death:
“Well, you brought some magic into that little life,” said Albert, as the next child was hurried away.
IT’S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
“You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?”
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 137 of 448
He is perfect <3<3<3
Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
— Feb 10, 2026 08:38AM
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Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 70 of 448
He is perfect <3<3<3
Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
— Feb 10, 2026 08:37AM
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Daily Death:
“She’ll try to find out what this is all about, you know,” said Albert.
OH DEAR.
“Especially after you told her not to.”
YOU THINK SO?
“Yeah,” said Albert.
DEAR ME. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, DON’T I?
“Oh…I dunno…” said Albert.
OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE QUITE WRONG TO INVOLVE A HUMAN IN ALL THIS. THAT IS WHY, YOU WILL RECALL, I CLEARLY FORBADE HER TO TAKE AN INTEREST.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 70 of 448
Listen, I'm not complaining about his cameos in all the other DW books, but it's good being back with my favorite big fella <3
Daily Death:
“Er…The priest said that…you know…after you’re dead…it’s like going through a door and on one side of it there’s…He…well, a terrible place…?”
Death looked at his worried, fading face.
THROUGH A DOOR…
“That’s what he said…”
I EXPECT IT DEPENDS ON THE DIRECTION YOU’RE WALKING IN.
— Feb 09, 2026 01:59PM
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Daily Death:
“Er…The priest said that…you know…after you’re dead…it’s like going through a door and on one side of it there’s…He…well, a terrible place…?”
Death looked at his worried, fading face.
THROUGH A DOOR…
“That’s what he said…”
I EXPECT IT DEPENDS ON THE DIRECTION YOU’RE WALKING IN.
