Status Updates From Devil’s Candy, Vol. 1

Ch3: aw no clubs want her. These fashion/sewing club people seem a bit special, why are they repeating each other? THEY HAVENT CHANGED HER CLOTHES YET?! GROSS. Oh a dinner party, fancy. Why is her dad yelling every time he talks? Weird room. OK she just threw her out the window and locked it, is she stealing Pandora? And now bath time. The skeletons deliver the mail. Aw he read it wrong.

Ch2 cont: oh his girlfriend! The ghost are avoiding the gym, so she thinks they're against exercise and just want to ruin science class. He's definitely smoking in school. Oh no trap door. So science class set this all up to get a brain. Pandora just loves kicking butt. Ok their club needs disbanded, they blew up the school

Ch2: cute little stories, Pandora loves her some pizza. Aw she let her sleep in the bed and took the couch. Back to the scarey castle. She is taking Pandora to school! Wait a minute, is he playing a freaking 3DS?! Ghost took over the school. This dude is obsessed with livers. Don't worry the skeletons will take care of the ghost since they're both undead.

Ch1: a dark and stormy night, good place to start. This is a biology project?! Creating a girl? Okay she's sucking on a bloody knife, maybe get the girl some help. Oh a cyclops, too bad she thinks she need another eye to have someone love her. Trading your hand for more eyes doesn't seem like a good tradeoff. Oh the whole class made girls, awkward. The ultimate women looks like a squid.