Status Updates From Jaywalking (In Step)

// The author is completely unimaginative in writing sex scenes and is actually pretty pathetic at it >:-o!!!!!!!! Pathetically horrible!!!!

// This author makes me so angry! She focuses on garbage that doesn’t matter, going on and on about shit no reader cares about, and when it gets to very yummy points (like a sex scene), it reads incredibly lacklustre and is quite rushed, feeling almost technical! Then the next moment is the next chapter and the author is talking about something else entirely!! Horrible writing!!!

// This author is a fucking shitty writer!!!!!

// My lord this author is so fucking long-winded!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!!!! You don't need to write two sentences describing his fucking shoes!!!! This author is fucking irritating!!!!

// Good lord this author is verbose ... so much yapping and we haven't gotten anywhere!!! Furthermore, the pacing and editing is just weird!!! This author irritates me already >:-o!!!!

// I hate Bria and I hate this author for creating the stereotypical, really fucking obnoxious, and irritating female friend that would absolutely be hated if the character were male, but somehow gets treated with kid gloves just because the CUNT character is female!! I’ll expand on this either in the comments attached to this update or in the review!!!

// Jay you absolutely did not sexually harass anybody, least of all Emile!! He did not give any indication that he wasn’t consenting to what you were doing; he didn’t give any signs that he was not interested, he absolutely came across as a very much willing participant!! Had he ever told you no, it’s very very clear you would have listened, respected, and honoured that!!! You did absolutely nothing wrong!!!!!!

// Cracking this beauty open now, so here we go!!! Please be a GREAT book!!!!