Status Updates From Bat Boy (Easton U Pirates, #1)

"Have you ever watched gay porn?"
"Once, but I was too afraid my roommates would hear me."

mans doesn't own a pair of headphones?

Amy Winehouse and Billie Eilish do not have a similar voice, what the fuck???????

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I never get back.

"billie eilish?' "amy winehouse" jaw dropped there is no way you were listening to an amy winehouse song and said that was billie eilish. brady donovan you listen to the back to black album in its entirety and then get back to me