Status Updates From 12 Ways to Woo a Minyard

“So…” Seth grins at Aaron. “…how does it feel to give your brother’s lover advice? And to know it worked on him?”

Aaron pales. “Oh god. I’m gonna be sick.”

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“So…” Seth grins at Aaron. “…how does it feel to give your brother’s lover advice? And to know it worked on him?”

Aaron pales. “Oh god. I’m gonna be sick.”

“Oh my god, Andrew!” Nicky squeals, delighted. “Did your class get canceled? You never get to have lunch with us on these days! Come on, take a seat. You’ve missed the most amazing conversations over the past couple of weeks. We’ve all been discussing ways for Neil to approach his mysterious crush.”

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“Holy shit, Aaron, did you see the way Kevin and Allison were dancing?  They were on fire out there!  And, oh my god, when Seth joined them? The way he came right up behind Kev and started grinding on him? God, it was so hot! I literally almost came in my pants right there!”
“Fucking shut your damn mouth, Nicky.”

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“Proof of survival,” Neil says quietly.
“Most wouldn’t see it that way.”
“But we’re not like most people, right?”

me estoy riendo desde medioanoche con esto y ya son las 3 am