Status Updates From The Fervor

Hey so if there’s old people in a book I’m gonna cry about it

So…I know this book is set in 1944, but the picture I have of Lincoln doesn’t match up with what’s happening in this book

So when she goes home and Richard’s dead…then what?

Meiko, spitting facts

Racist is really one of the goofiest things you can be…like do you know you sound ridiculous?

I knew it wasn’t fucking snowing

Ok but where’s her dad?

WHERES MEIKO, FREE MY GIRL

Just in case you were wondering, I hate men. Bc wtf do you mean “my wife found out about us and now I have to fire you” 🙄 fuck Winnie and fuck you too

wtf is an amateur balloonist?

Not that we should ostracize people, but I DONT FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THE VIOLENTLY ILL PEOPLE. LEAVE THE SOUP AT THE DOOR AND GET TF OUTTA THERE

Kids being weird in horror is at least half the reason I won’t be having children. Kids can’t draw fucked up shit if I don’t have them

Richard…are you doing ok buddy?

Hey Ms Meiko, I feel like we should just go back to bed

Also if we’re so worried about staying well…maybe we shouldn’t be delivering soup to the violently ill wearing nothing more than a bandana over your face. I’m not saying you need to be in a full hazmat suit…but there’s a middle ground there

Maybe I’m jumping the shark, but I’m starting to feel like the camp administration doesn’t care…

Eating almost immediately