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Festival of Birds- The funniest chapter in the series so far. Mat cannot wrap his head around the culture in Ebou Dar where women chase men and even beggars have guilds. He is also starting to seriously consider a woman - Birgitte - as a real friend and drinking buddy, and even if she did show any romantic interest in him, he would take offense because she likes men who are “dog ugly.” Comedy gold