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The cats carried forks between their paw pads and dipped the fruits and vegetables they’d grown themselves into the chocolate.
It was an adorable sight. However…
“Cabbage chocolate fondue? I’m not so sure about that one…”

I agree with Laetitia there.

“There’s no need to thank me. I simply silenced those pesky flies for you.”
“You’re very strong, aren’t you?”
“Well, I’m handsome, after all.”

He's a bard. Roll to seduce.

“Impressive, isn’t it? They resemble baby chicks that never grew into chickens, which makes them so adorable, and those feathers must be extra fluffy because it’s the easiest way to absorb magical energy.”
Cuddle Birds were fascinating creatures.

So they're basically cuddly chocobos.

A thousand bonus points to Cross Infinite World for saying "boarded the carriage" instead of the objectively terrible "mounted" or "climbed on," both of which are much more common in light novel translation for no reason I can determine.