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Joshua Gross
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Where would she be without Christoph there to go on and on about sausages??
— Nov 11, 2026 05:58AM
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Joshua Gross
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"The crooked hand of justice acts more swiftly than the straight one."
— Nov 11, 2026 05:52AM
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Joshua Gross
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"Lorenz is a chest-thumping dolt who quivers with fear of a skinny old woman, is what I’m saying. But a chest-thumping dolt who I have to rely on to bring me crackers."
— Nov 11, 2026 05:44AM
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Joshua Gross
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Thirty years war - they're throwing the men out the castle windows
— Nov 11, 2026 05:42AM
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Joshua Gross
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It was King Edgar the peaceful who's sudden death was foretold by a comet 975 AD
— Nov 10, 2026 06:12PM
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Joshua Gross
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Oh and Susannah is ill with pregnancy. I'm starting to think this woman might actually be a witch
— Nov 10, 2026 05:02PM
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Joshua Gross
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Ooh! Wolpertingers! I was just catching these for brewfest on world of warcraft
— Nov 10, 2026 04:58PM
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Joshua Gross
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This little girl sounds close to death
— Nov 10, 2026 10:45AM
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Joshua Gross
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This: "Even as I firmly believe that the life of a spinster is often better than that of a married woman. No dying in childbirth. No beast in the house."
— Nov 10, 2026 05:11AM
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Joshua Gross
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I don't think someone named Wallpurga should be accusing anyone of being a witch
— Nov 10, 2026 04:49AM
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Joshua Gross
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I would think the lead would leach out of these pewter goblets he's been asked to make
— Nov 09, 2026 05:20PM
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Joshua Gross
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Everything she thought was wrong with her son is what made him great, perhaps even his 'lack of manliness'
— Nov 09, 2026 11:32AM
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Joshua Gross
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This story she's being told is about Orestes and the furies
— Nov 08, 2026 12:01PM
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Joshua Gross
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This woman talks about her cow so much
— Nov 08, 2026 11:52AM
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Joshua Gross
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"I felt as though the devil were in the room with us. He was laughing at us. He was a small man with a mustache and no beard and wearing a blue knit caftan."
— Nov 08, 2026 09:04AM
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