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“While I am certainly impressed by Jayce Count Dracula’s presence, what I really care about is his baseball skills.”

“Ready, set, go,” I joke, laughing as the tiny racecar takes off up inside Frankenstein. It flies up the monster’s butthole like it was the autobahn.” PLS HELP ME

I need to collect myself

“I’m you,” the painting replied. “Dorian Gay.”
I AM REEEEEEEEEELING

Is Jay Gatsbutt actually Chuck Tingle? This one was weird, but also not as bad as some, I’ll be leaving the last story for tomorrow, I could barely keep my eyes open.

Okay so that was definitely one of the better ones, I love the reference to other Tingle books at the end of it

I thought nothing could top a jet plane, but a baseball bat does the trick I guess, also wtf was that ending, yeah sure lets gets married after knowing eachother for a day and one date

Wtf this one was just weird and kinda bad. Why was everything racecars?

More Chuck Tingle life lessons or whatever they are, I thought this second story was just fine, got some secondhand embarrassment

That first story was surprisingly wholesome

Alright this is a banger already and only 2 chapters in. Absolutely hilarious.