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Look this is REALLY not my genre, but I'll say it for these vaguely medieval scottish romance protagonists, they are capable of communication. proud of em

"The fact that [her laughter] was for another man, however, made him want to smash his trencher against the wall and storm as far away as possible.' I thought trenchers were old bread, so idk abt smash. Maybe a sort of wet smack

"On reflection, it was probably better not to talk about her legs. Or any other part of her body for that matter. Friends didn't talk about such things." Like.... I know what she's going for but also. What?????

Obsessed with the phrasing of "As for his stomach, there were more muscles there than she'd ever seen in one place" bc it sails past "six-pack" and lands in "medical marvel"

This kinda has the same plot as persuasion if you think abt it

I have to say this is definitely one of the more out-there things I've ever had appear on my university English degree reading lists

Why is this good

LOVED it! Review to come. Lessons learned: Appearances can be deceiving and don't judge a book by its cover. :) Review to come