Status Updates From Nostalgia Has Ruined My Life

"when I was pregnant because I had a goal and a structure to my
life. The end goal was killing the baby but at least I had something tangible
to focus on." BRO? THATS WILD GIRL LMAO

Some rather graphic sections — note pp. 14-15, likely others throughout.

Aimed at provocation?? A very cynical perspective on life — yet imbued with a sense of morbid humour…
“It was good when I was pregnant because I had a goal and a structure to my life. The end goal was killing the baby but at least I had something tangible to focus on.” (p. 6)

Pithy (and darkly humorous) observations on everyday life in the modern age:
“All of my emails sound like I wrote them with a knife held at my throat.” (p. 4)
“My mother already owned a house by the time she was my age. My father had three degrees and had been married twice. I feel productive changing a photo on my dating profile.” (p. 5)

“I have met someone new but it’s too early for them to find out I’m a petty judgemental bitch. I need them to form an emotional attachment to me first.”

Ooh I am going to enjoy this book