Status Updates From & Obey, Till Death Do us Part

"Come here, Darling. You're safe now."

*laughs in hot villain*

“I'm establishing a museum in honor of her beloved friends, Dobby, Winky, & Kreacher.”

IN HONOR OF KREACHER BEACUSE YOU KILLED HIM

"It really looked like you loved us the same."

Ouch. Poor Ladon… although what kind of name is that

“He wore Muggle clothes, faded jeans, brown boots, a tight-fitting gray shirt. His hands rested in his pockets casually showing off his Dark Mark. His silver eyes caught hers as they stared at one another for a moment before his arrogant smirk spread across his face in triumph.”

*giggles in villain*

“Draco stood from the chair and walked to the kitchen to grab a drink. He patted the shriveled elf's head on the wall as he passed by.”

Jesus F-ing Christ Draco

“* What if Malfoy comes home early?*”

Yes, that is the question you both should be worried about

Ah, yes. I see the third option of how this may end

People: “This is a no redemption Draco.”
Me: “I will probably still love him.”

Here’s the problem… I’m not even quite at halfway and I can only see this story ending one of two ways……… and I don’t know which one I want.

"I do care about you," He fingered her betrothal jewelry, "and you will marry me," he flattened his hand around her neck and leaned in, "because I'm Draco *Fucking* Malfoy and I own you."

*shivers in confused turned on*

"YOU ROTTEN, ARROGANT, MACHIAVELLIAN, BASTARD!"
"—the *Fuck!?*" He sat up in surprise.”

I’m dead!

"No, Hermione, I mean it. You've been fighting and running for the past six years, that's enough.”

At least he recognizes it. As screwed up as he is

Nahhhhhh. If Hermione had just gone to America or Canada like Phin suggested, none of this would have happened. Just sayin’ 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

okay... cute

That's genius!

I'm getting domestic discipline vibes from this fic. idk it's...not what I'm in the mood for? I should have known from the title.

...this isn't bad it just isn't working for me rn. Draco doesn't even seem all that bad and is actually being sweet (beyond the kidnapping/sexual slavery/rape lol) but I want toxicity without the bdsm themes: 'obey' 'submit' 'kneel' blah blah blah

This is OTT ridiculous, but I'm eating it up.

I never read the Harry Potter books and it's been forever since I watched the movies. I feel like so many references are going over my head. I had to google who Theo is and what Death Eaters are 😂 I have no idea what "original DA members" means

"Hermione, love, there is nowhere to run. Come, let's talk." His silky voice dripped with a dark threat.

"I am not your..." Hermione started but Malfoy cast a wandless, nonverbal Silencio and her voice died in her throat.

That 'Let's talk' and simultaneously pulling a silencio 💀 I'm already liking the start to this evil Draco and kinda feeling sad this is apparently a love triangle with Theo

The man continued, "I hear the locals spotted a phoenix there this week. Rare birds, phoenixes, almost extinct, I'm hoping to find one myself."

She knew it was risky but hiding on her own for eight long months made Hermione lonely and willing to engage. "It's dark tonight but the moon is bright." she chanced the code phrase used by the Order years ago.