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MERMAIDS? WHERE? Sign me up!!!

Also I'm not joking, literal quote, "... what's that word again? Oh. Street."

I'M DYING no way did they just quote The Little Mermaid on me all my dreams are coming true

Mer-them (now first time hu-them) asks the universe's noise level to "...turn down" which led me to the question, how and why does a fish-person know this very 21st century, human-experience phrasing???? Are there TVs and radios underwater???? Are there volume controls underwater???? How did an editor let this pass?

Whoaaaa