Status Updates From The Bachelor on the Shelf (...

“I plop down on the carpet and cross my legs beneath me… Basically, I’m in what Sutton likes to call my “librarian” uniform, a.k.a. the sweater/skirt/tights combo. But there’s a reason why librarians dress this way. It’s stylish and cute as hell, and it’s the perfect outfit for reading by a warm fire.”

A girl after my own heart

“Taking care of a dog isn’t easy, you know?”
He laughs, and then, seeing that I’m deadly serious, stops and shakes his head. “Right, of course,” he says. “Does he need special treats or something?”
“Rudy is on a schedule,” I say. “The special treats are just one part of it. He likes to go on his morning walk at five a.m…”

Hell no, I can wake up at 5, but no chance of a walk that early

Not usually a fan of the fake fiancé/husband trope but this one is cute and plausible.