Status Updates From The Holiday Ex-Files

I had to read all this crap for this… what a disappointment 🤦🏽‍♀️

Girl, honestly by the point… you really don’t deserve Noah at all 😩 I feel so bad for him

GIRL, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Noah dressed like THE Damon Salvatore 👁️👅👁️ I’ll take him RIGHT NOW!

We got the answer, 5 brothers 💀

Noah is going to run out of ideas to hint Cami who’s the girl he wants 😂 she’s so oblivious

Shanna has a pair of twin boys and now pregnant with a pair of twin girls… what are the odds for that?

1:250 births I had to Google 😂

The author just did the most stereotypical Dominican thing 😭 I hope better things for Adonis as the book continues

Noah gripped the steering wheel as if he might bend it. “You’re not the only person, Cami, who knows what it’s like to lose the love of your life.” His words cut deeply—so much so, I teared up.

Not everything is about you, Cami 🙄😒

Not all heroes wear capes; some of us just have swift fingers and a wicked sense of humor.

I love Mara’s sense of humor 🤣

How many brothers she has?! Seventeen nephews and nieces 😵‍💫

On the other side of the door stood Noah Cullen. Yeah, like those Twilight vampires.

This really helps to picture him 🤣🤭