Status Updates From Mystery on Constitution Island

This book is boring

5 star reviews are ppl who give all books 5 stars or are homeschool weirdos who never learned how to identify good books. Horrible plot! Family gets stranded on island and splits up-no explanation of how they got food. The Mom likes edibles, the characters are sappy, dumb, and cant solve simple riddles. Only thing that made it bearable-Mom read it to us (10-17yrs) and literally made up changes to the story on spot.