Status Updates From The Universe Against Her

What is the reading level on this book man? Because I've had to stop like three times to look up a word.

I hate it when people hack my dog's brain and then I have to rewire it because he's depressed.

omg, she just got roofied. By her dad?

She was talking to her father using telepathy while astral projecting AND using her brain to stop a dog from biting someone all at the same time? Am I even reading this right?

She talked to some telepathic green jello and this whole thing has sounded like the inner workings of a schizophrenic ever sense. I barely understand what I'm reading. And like, are you seriously talking about shareholders in YA lit? What is this book?

Transcluster Finance is a bank and it's involved in a government conspiracy to transplant thoughts into the minds of telepaths. I don't even know what I'm going to do with myself after I finish this book.

lol, someone in the government thinks an invasion of privacy to scan and identify people at airports. That's cute.

Her telepathic cat can communicate with aliens. This book is amazing.

"The first novel of Telzey Amberdon, a beautiful young genius-telepath whose only problem is THE UNIVERSE AGAINST HER."

I love reading books about narcissists with victim complexes so I mean.