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Why is it ,almost always, that nobody stays dead in the Star Wars universe? Ahaha...

This book was just as cheesy and not thought out as the others, but was entertaining. The Fun World was lame and everyone was jammed into positions they couldn’t reasonably be at yet. Han and Leia as the stars were refreshing. Nothing was done with Triclops. Nobody seems to die in these books and thats a detriment to the story telling. Lots of crazy shit but this one had an odd charm to it.

Hissa being alive was a surprise. Trioculus being freed was a twist, his plan to marry Leia was foolish. Zorba being fed to the Sarlacc was satisfying. The droid look-alike injuring Trioculus was soooo good. The Sarlacc spitting up Zorba was a lame ending.

Replica Leia was a dumb idea. The random rock incident felt off. Triclops being psychic in his dreams makes me laugh. Why would they elope at Hologram Fun World? Han overriding Leia’s wishes was oddly written. Of course Zorba plans to attack the amusement park when Leia is there. The galaxy is only 8 planets large after all.