Status Updates From Jingle Bell Beard (Kringle ...

I’m trying (and failing) to reconcile this character getting a call from his agent telling him to "fix it", let alone the NHL giving a damn, that there’s a picture of him sitting on a bench with a woman on his lap because his hands are kinda/sorta on her butt, and people think she’s working for him.

The NHL. Sure. Uh-huh. They don’t even care when teenage hopefuls are accused of assault.

This one is going to be harder for me, I think. Like, "I’m a super-hot, massive, pro-hockey stud with a short-fuse temper" is… not a great way to start. Like, short-fuse athletes aren’t exactly the sort of dudes I want to be anywhere near. Oddly enough.