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What grown man thinks, in his own head, not spoken aloud as a joke, of his junk as "my naughty bits"? SMH

LOL! His mouth falls open at seeing him shirtless! LMAO! Almost halfway through the book and though we've seen them each, separately jerk off they haven't even seen each other without shirts. They've done nothing but "make out". SMH...

What dog lover treats his dogs like this?? Lock them in the back yard when you're cooking, eating and not home. SMH...

LMAO!! "I could feel his pulsing heat" Wow! Sounds like a historical romance. Ridiculous

All telling.... and at times it reminds me of very old Harlequins. "we would share the evening meal together".... SMH

I call bullshit! Labs are not all like that! SMH .... ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous

SMH...."I could feel his sizable manhood" ... Definitely will not read this author again.... may DNF this

Oh give me a fucking break!!! Absolutely beyond ridiculous!

WTF?! He has a college degree yet he's working a minimum wage job and is so poor? SMH....

So many tiny, boring details that we don't need to read and yet things that would flesh out the story are left out completely. SMH... highly doubt that I'll read another book from this author.

Odd.... that conversation felt more like I was reading a transcript than listening to a phone conversation. And why was it printed in bold text??? SMH...

???? Why thanks to her did he have limited choices where to work? What did he do prior to that?

*heavy sigh*.... of course we have to read about the evil woman. SMH...

That's odd.... why wouldn't he have dinner with her family? Doesn't he want to see his grandkids too? ....