Status Updates From The Lies We Steal (The Holl...

I have no idea what’s going on but I’m having the best time!!

Alistair why r u like this its not that deep

what in the fucking dexter

the golden boy brother is actually evil. i’m shocked. so shocked right now. this is a plot twist I never saw coming. absolutely flabbergasted.

“She is the female form perfected. There is nothing more erotic. Nothing more beautiful.” dude just say she’s hot and move on I beg

suddenly we are okay with the tattoo and want to throw birthday parties for this man. okay. sure. live your life, girlie, since you keep pushing the buttons of the one dude in the group who would actually kill you

Están todos tan mal, me encanta

i feel spiritually connected to alistair

HE TATTOOED HER WHILST SHE WAS KNOCKED OUT?????

why is she more scared of the one with daddy issues instead of the one who’s literally the child of a serial killer??? girl, get your head on straight. wee american psycho junior is the one who skinned your rat

Edgy as hell