Status Updates From That Thing I Did

This book is funny and so aussie

Funny so far but has a tiktok refernece.. so im wary atm

"Porn is my passion, of course, but perhaps it's not my true talent."

"Chip, I'll admit that all this time I thought you were a moron. Please forgive me. It's an easy mistake to make."

Ok, I'm glad I read far enough to hear how that hearse ghost died

I find listening to all of you exhausting. I wanted to exit the moving vehicle 100 pages back

Chip wins:
'Bedding a princess comes with its pitfalls .... The sexual practices of the monarchy have been closely monitored throughout history.'

"Why do you boys knock strong women?"

My mistake, Daisy has all the insight

"It's a lesson in how addiction drives the consumer market, I tell you."

Taylor, always insightful

No Taylor, they're not preserved

He really should be worried

Might be good enough to throw in someone's face?

You forgot breaking out of prison, Taylor

They won't bring smokes to the self serve, no matter how sweet a little old lady you are

"Tax deductible donations supporting bums and arseholes."

I thought i was over with the juvenile humour, but some of it's funny

"Oh for heaven's sake! If I'd told you he was dead you wouldn't have come."

When I was five (and a girl) I played one of the three wise men. If we didn't need a equal opportunity claim in the 80s, why is it needed 40yrs later?

Btw Jesus is a baby during the birth of Jesus

Here's the thing Taylor: what teenager is on facebook?

Are you sure it's a replica, Taylor?

Enough with the she-wee!

Has anyone here heard of CCTV? Chloe's all over the servo's cameras. I did work at a library that was robbed (not at gunpoint) and the police asked for footage and we had to say we didn't have CCTV. I should add, that was in 2003

Could you get that girl for Taylor, Chip?