Status Updates From Poison (Bad Boys of Redwood...

NO ANNA DIDN'T GET A BRIGADEIRO TEMPORARY TATTOO ON HER RIBS. A SPRINKLE COVERED CHOCOLATE BALL??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS LITTLE GIRL WAS **THRILLED** THAT SHE GOT, WHAT HAS TO LOOK LIKE, A HAIRY CHUNKY MEATBALL TATTOO?

And this book was so crazy, I wouldn't have even been surprised if they DID give this little girl a real tattoo.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

Based on NOTHING the MAFIA wants to recruit Miss Imani 'Do Nothing' Ibarra. Then she shoots the head of said mafia, doesn't get shot in the ensuing gunfire, fights and kills ALL THE PROFESSIONAL THUGS IN THERE despite only having hit a bullseye ONCE in her life and vehemently refusing physical violence, and then TWO WEEKS later gets a tattoo and is fully integrated into this gang.

Lowkey wish that I was physically reading this bc I wanna count how many times they use the term "slums." Kinda ridiculous. No one says "slums" this often. Especially when describing an area of a city that is simply not as nice as other parts.

THE END IS IN SIGHT!!!!! THESE AS RE HIGH SCHOOLERS! THIS IS BAT SHIT!!!!!!

Idk if you know this but there are more Brazilian foods and DESSERTS than brigadeiros

NOW WE'RE GETTING TO SOME PLOT I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!

I hate it here, pack.

I would argue that during a HEIST is not the ideal time to have sex. Nor would that be the best environment to leave panties and/or bodily fluids everywhere... But that's just my opinion.

Why did I think he was gonna open the door and it was gonna be *German military paraphernalia*?

A ROSE QUARTZ W H A T IN HER BACKPACK!? THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOLER!!!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me when I first learn how to swear. Me when I'm writing fanfiction. Me when I write terrible books.

8/10 didn't like the setting in high school but liked the rest. Probably won't read again unless the rest of the series becomes available