Status Updates From Gentlemen Callers

Weirdly erotic flash fiction!

“Never let yourself be kissed by a man without a mustache; his kissed have no flavor, none whatsoever! They no longer have the charm, the mellowness and the snap— yes, the snap— of a true kiss. The mustache is the spice.”

not the best book i've read, but it was wholly entertaining. every dream is so so interesting but also very much horny which i find amusing. fun stuff

3.5 ⭐️

very trippy but it makes sense since the whole
book is a collection of wet dreams lol. i swear the narrator is way too horny to be having these many wet dreams about so many different men 😭 the absurdity of the book reminded me of People in My Neighborhood by Hiromi Kawakami.