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I wondered uneasily whether Vasily perhaps needed someone to take care of him. He really did not seem capable of resisting a pretty face and big, pleading eyes.

“Oh, is that all?” Somewhat relieved, I produced the tin. “Why, it was only a cough drop. Eucalyptus-flavoured. It’s from Australia. Extremely salubrious, I’m told.” “It tasted like petroleum,” he said.

This book is my favorite

if you don’t tell me something I shall die of curiosity, like the proverbial rat.” “It’s a cat,” he said, now laughing in earnest. There I could correct him. “On the contrary, I’m reliably informed those come in bags.”

“Molly Dark,” he repeated silkily. “I ought to have known from the moment I lost myself in those blue eyes. I’ve never been even slightly interested in princesses.”

We’ve got your number buddy

Can’t believe Molly makes a paper airplane

“Little mouse, you are free to wipe your feet on my heart, if you wish.”

I am UNWELL, knowing what I know about the jewel mouse in book 3

I love that Molly Dark’s first thought upon meeting The Baron is essentially “Hot Damn”

Love a heroine oppressed by Circumstances

It should be a crime to be Alphonse’s level of utter idiot

*INCOHERENT SHRIEKING* (because Vasily, obv)