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I'm officially sucked in.

I went into this with zero knowledge of the premise or characters. And wow, it's not what I was expecting (the Aristocrats of various Continental countries are various mythical monsters!) but I'm having fun. It's February. I'm allowed to have fun. And my trust placed in all the rave reviews of Rowntree's books is proving to be very safely placed.

One of my favorite books of all time send post

I wondered uneasily whether Vasily perhaps needed someone to take care of him. He really did not seem capable of resisting a pretty face and big, pleading eyes.

“Oh, is that all?” Somewhat relieved, I produced the tin. “Why, it was only a cough drop. Eucalyptus-flavoured. It’s from Australia. Extremely salubrious, I’m told.” “It tasted like petroleum,” he said.

This book is my favorite

if you don’t tell me something I shall die of curiosity, like the proverbial rat.” “It’s a cat,” he said, now laughing in earnest. There I could correct him. “On the contrary, I’m reliably informed those come in bags.”

“Molly Dark,” he repeated silkily. “I ought to have known from the moment I lost myself in those blue eyes. I’ve never been even slightly interested in princesses.”

We’ve got your number buddy

Can’t believe Molly makes a paper airplane

“Little mouse, you are free to wipe your feet on my heart, if you wish.”

I am UNWELL, knowing what I know about the jewel mouse in book 3

I love that Molly Dark’s first thought upon meeting The Baron is essentially “Hot Damn”

Love a heroine oppressed by Circumstances

It should be a crime to be Alphonse’s level of utter idiot

*INCOHERENT SHRIEKING* (because Vasily, obv)