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I don't know how to explain to anyone what this book is about but oh my god I feel like I'm reading a classic about modern times that was written a long time ago, but is somehow so contemporary???

This is so irritatingly self-congratulatory and basically just a book that’s saying “Ooh look at me I know lots of big words and I read literature!!”. Give me a break

Deeply not a fan of this no paragraph breaks style