Status Updates From Master of Mayhem (Frat Wars...

don't know if I'm actually gonna finish this bcuz there is only room for ONE gay dudebro Robbie in my life. main character asking if he can jerk off his taken, gay friends for Experimental purposes was a strong start though, i'll give you That, O'Fraudulent "Robbie"

While his patient care strategy seemed to primarily involve flirting, Robbie sure wasn’t complaining and he seemed to be an especially big fan of Brando’s sexy nurse outfit. 🏥 🫦

BRO JOBS 🤣 not as funny as CUMpanions but still gold

CUMpanions 💦 …. is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read, I have literal tears from laughing. 😂

Underrated niche micro-trope: thoughtful gift 😍

He is built like a linebacker 🏈 ✅
Loves tiny sandwiches ✅
Is a social butterfly 🦋 ✅
& he knits 🧶 ✅

… he would fit in so well in a retirement community.

Was never much of a Twilight girly but an mm romance where one of the love interests has Vampire like Teeth 🧛🦷 now that, I’d certainly join a fandom for.

Was never much of a Twlight girly but an mm romance where one of the love interests has Vampire like Teeth 🧛🦷 now that, I’d certainly join a fandom for.

oh and there are the fangs, jealous Brandon is a total vibe.

Drunk Brandon stumbling through his words and mumbling about licking Robbie’s neck had me giggling 🤭 and wondering if his fangs were gonna come out 🧛

Drunk Brandon stumbling through his words and taking about licking Robbie’s had me giggling 🤭

The man is built like a linebacker but has an obsession with foods you’d find on a tiered tray at high tea. ☕️ 🥪

Brandon catering to Robbie’s love of tiny food is adorable.

I think even I need a minute to cool down after that kiss 💋