Status Updates From Venomous Lumpsucker

Never mind. :’-)

Surely I shouldn’t dare hope they’ll have succeeded in time—and if they did, what of it? One fish would hardly redeem all this mess—but I’m reading frantically in hope anyway! Nicely done, Beauman.

You know, I was a fool for having hoped.

It’s like the worst ever fantasy quest with a touch of late stage capitalist gift of the magi.

It’s preachy and didactic but I kinda don’t mind. 4-star read so far.

Not sure about this one so far…

Wow they’re fucked, but in a slow terrible way that’ll still last a few more generations.

Enjoying this sad, desperate little quest.