Status Updates From Χιονοστιβάδα

[Okay, this little reveal we just got is a bit batshit, but also...I'm sorry, if I were snowed in with a small group of people and multiple people were being killed, the last thing I'd want to do is stick together or pair up and never be alone. Are you freaking kidding??? I'd be barricading myself in my room and sleeping with a knife under my pillow.]