Status Updates From Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The D...

In true younger sibling fashion Manny saved everybody?!

WDYM their camper is now in a river

WDYM Manny was able to climb on top of the camper and fire off a flare gun…I thought he was 3 I think Greg is withholding information bruh

So they went on a family vacation so they wouldn’t be cooped up in the basement so now they’re trapped in the wilderness with only each other to rely on right right…

So Greg almost died cause he floated away down the river but he lost his swimsuit so he let go of a branch to save face…never did find that bathing suit but did find the cooler so walked back at night.

So they had to clean up Uncle Gary’s camper he’d been living in for TWO years! I fear it doesn’t work as good as they think it might. I think they should’ve checked beforehand but hey it is what it is and these things do happen when you’re stir crazy.

I’m screaming!!! “I tried to imagine whose job it is to collect wolf urine, and I promised myself I’d start getting better grades in school so it doesn’t end up being ME.”

I’m with Greg if they want to have fun “camping” I feel like they should be comfortable. This “living off the land” stuff is just unnecessary…but I imagine the dad was saying that cause he couldn’t afford the other stuff. “Well, I don’t know about anyone else, but the only fish I’ll eat comes in the shape of a STICK.” He ate that cause if they don’t cook the fish right they’ll get worms!

Greg’s great grandma called up Greg’s dad to get their uncle’s old camper van. Did he run off to be a rodeo clown or “run off to be a rodeo clown” cause the latter could mean he’s dead, in jail, a missing person, hiding from the law etc.